Is it just me who’s noticed,
when conducting a meeting by Zoom,
why can’t the person who’s talking
check the state of their room?
And then there’s the dodgy screen angle
If It’s tilted too much or too close
We’re peering up their left nostril
and counting the hairs in their nose.
Is it really too much to ask then
When it’s simple to check on the screen,
for that careless or neglectful presenter
to hide what should remain left unseen?!!!!!!